Everyone Dies! - 5e

Last updated: March 8, 2026

TPK 1 - Rogues Gallery - Everyone Conveniently Dies in a Cemetary (We Lived! Nyah! Nyah!)

This adventure starts outside the town of Short Rope. The mayor, Arnold Farnsworth, has sent messengers far and wide searching for champions to free them of the menace that is threatening their town: a cemetary has recently become possessed by some unknown evil, and is slowly enveloping Short Rope. The characters, to date, are the only takers.

Sirni's Story of Secret Shame - November 7, 2025 - WOG XII

Amber
Bearkin

  • female
  • dwarf
  • barbarian

    • Weaver
    Bigfoot

  • male
  • halfling
  • wizard

    • Morgrym
    "The Grimm"
    Voidstone

  • male
  • dwarf
  • warlock

    • Yotte
    Usano

  • male
  • tiefling
  • bard

    • Taiyo
    of the Rising Sun

  • female
  • dragonborn
  • monk

    • Rollo
    Moonrock

  • male
  • halfling
  • druid

    • TPK 2 - Rogues Gallery - Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train (We Died! Sliced and Diced!)

    This encounter takes place on an airship high above a desolate landscape near the Mournlands in Eberron. The characters have been hired to rescue a hostage who can prevent a deadly conflict from erupting in the Mournlands. After navigating a treacherous fall onto a moving lightning train, the party uncovers an unforeseen deception that could prove lethal.

    The Great Big Train Rescue - January 3, 2026

    Amber
    Bearkin

  • female
  • dwarf
  • barbarian

    • Morgrym
    "The Grimm"
    Voidstone

  • male
  • dwarf
  • warlock

    • Yotte
    Usano

  • male
  • tiefling
  • bard

    • Taiyo
    of the Rising Sun

  • female
  • dragonborn
  • monk

    • Rollo
    Moonrock

  • male
  • halfling
  • druid

    • Himo
    of Astera

  • male
  • elf
  • ranger

    • Gimble
    Vanark

  • male
  • gnome
  • fighter

    • TPK 3 - Rogues Gallery - Everyone Dies as a Surprise (We Died! Here Kitty Kitty!)

    Queen Belinda requests the heroes' help rescuing her only daughter, Princess Rusa. A terrible monster holds her in a dark tower, protected by ancient magic and deadly traps.

    Dashing into Danger to save the Disney Princess - January 17, 2026

    Amber
    Bearkin

  • female
  • dwarf
  • barbarian

    • Morgrym
    "The Grimm"
    Voidstone

  • male
  • dwarf
  • warlock

    • Yotte
    Usano

  • male
  • tiefling
  • bard

    • Taiyo
    of the Rising Sun

  • female
  • dragonborn
  • monk

    • Rollo
    Moonrock

  • male
  • halfling
  • druid

    • Himo
    of Astera

  • male
  • elf
  • ranger

    • Gimble
    Vanark

  • male
  • gnome
  • fighter

    • TPK 4 - Rogues Gallery - Everyone Dies in the Eye of the Beholder (We ????!)

    The adventure begins in the Yawning Portal Inn, where the characters meet their Zhentarim handler for a dangerous assignment: infiltrate a private party of the Xanathar Guild in order to steal an important magical artifact.

    Rogue vs Rogue - February 21, 2026

    Weaver
    Bigfoot

  • male
  • halfling
  • wizard

    • Morgrym
    "The Grimm"
    Voidstone

  • male
  • dwarf
  • warlock

    • Yotte
    Usano

  • male
  • tiefling
  • bard

    • Taiyo
    of the Rising Sun

  • female
  • dragonborn
  • monk

    • Rollo
    Moonrock

  • male
  • halfling
  • druid

    • Himo
    of Astera

  • male
  • elf
  • ranger

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